Finally, SNL Gives Marcello Hernandez a Dog to Hold

A win for the weekend: instead of dressing up as a dog, Marcello Hernandez got to hold a very cute pug alongside Lady Gaga on SNL. What more could we possibly want? The question was quickly answered as Gaga bid Hernandez good-bye while rolling away on a scooter-suitcase contraption (it’s actually real and you could buy it if you want to be out nearly $900). Gaga should’ve scootered away with the dog! Hernandez decided a life without Mother Monster (or in this case, Chef Monster) isn’t worth living so he runs off to get her back— while riding off in a scooter-suitcase. But this time he’s holding… a stuffed dog! While it’s definitely a safety hazard to be scootering with a pooch, how fast are they actually going? Is it even faster than the dog could run? Maybe during the next episode, someone can let Hernandez hold a dog for a little longer.

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