Here’s Who the Internet Said Melania Trump Looked Like at the Inauguration

Melania Trump showed up to her dude’s inauguration in a hat so wide it impeded kissing. Trump could only get a teensy cheek peck when Melania’s got that shit on.

Would you believe the new First Lady’s taste in cranium accessories is creating controversy online? I know, I know, in a presidency that is otherwise so normal. The main meme of the Trump Inauguration was Melania’s hat and who the hat made Melania look like. Is she the Hat Man, or Mad magazine’s mute little spy? Choose your fighter below.

Judge Doom

Well, Toontown is fucked https://t.co/oLjsCmCGHD

— Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 (@ING2Firebrand) January 20, 2025

Perhaps the most accurate, as destroying public transportation in Los Angeles is exactly the kind of shenanigans this admin is planning on getting up to.

The Beer Baron

https://t.co/XaJmju69FL pic.twitter.com/kn2mqYEbcu

— On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 (@dailysimpsons) January 20, 2025

This would make teetotaler Trump Rex Banner.

The Benadryl Hat Man

melania dressed like the Benadryl Hat Man 😭 https://t.co/JePZkv1gSe pic.twitter.com/jenYjIav78

— brittney (@bjusticeee) January 20, 2025

Even our sleep paralysis demons have become politicized.

Spy vs. Spy

Security has orders to detain this man on sight https://t.co/FhroThdgOm pic.twitter.com/vpM4azIRoL

— frank zeppo (@NoahPasternak) January 20, 2025

With Snoopy fever at its peak, will these lil guys be the next decades-old black and white cartoons to get the Loungefly backpack treatment? Sound off in the comments.

Rose DeWitt Bukater

why she look like she she’s boarding the titanic https://t.co/xBMGBQftdy

— k8 (@macandjesus) January 20, 2025

Big hats for a new Gilded Ages. That checks out.

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