We Found Jeff Bezos’s Next Space Crew

At 11 a.m. on April 14, Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez went to space as part of a Jeff Bezos–funded, all-female flight crew attempting to “make space” for women in STEM. Whether or not that was accomplished is still (pardon the phrase) up in the air. But either way, it is technically historic: Who won’t remember where they were when they learned Katy Perry’s Lifetimes Tour setlist? With that in mind, we have some suggestions for future crews that Bezos could send to space in order to continue making history. Below, find our ideas for new and equally groundbreaking crews who could man future space travel.

The First All “It”-Girl Flight Crew

– Julia Fox
– Chloë Sevigny
– Charli XCX
– Gabriette
– Drag queen dressed as Clara Bow in It

The First All Flash-in-the-Pan Flight Crew

– “Damn Daniel” boy
– Mason Ramsey
– Hawk Tuah
– The “Oovoo Java” guy
– Alex from Target
– GAYLE

The First All-Twink Flight Crew

– Sam Nivola
– Gideon Glick in Maestro
– Elliot Page
– “Boyfriend”-era Justin Bieber
– Kodi Smit-McPhee
– Dopey from Snow White (2025)

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